J.P. STAPLES 2024

RACIALLY DRIVEN
EXPERIENCE IN HATE

WORKING FOR US

EDUCATION
FOR ALL

I'm a student at Ole Miss. To me, education for all is code for education for whites only. What is that? It's to hide the truth when it comes to American History. Was there slavery? I dunno, I wasn't there.

So I'll focus on making sure everyone isn't bogged down by that talk of "Oh, blacks had it bad etc etc etc." Time to move on and focus on what we whites can do to change the world!

DO NOT judge other students who go to Ole Miss. There are plenty of idiots who aren't racist. But maybe we should ask ourselves, is the administration at Ole Miss fine with people like me representing their school?

ENHANCING
PUBLIC SAFETY

I will work hard to be sure and make monkey noises and bother those who are a different color than me. That's what I do best and that's what will keep our country safe.

I'll work hard to be sure that when you're protesting, only whites who agree with me will have their voices heard. It's what America is. Safety from those who have an open mind is paramount. Open mind just means that you like the blacks and I won't have that.

GROWING OUR
ECONOMY

My father, who has had plenty of run ins with the law, is my personal ATM. But as your congressman, I'll make sure that other racists who have parents that support and have taught racism to their children, have plenty of access to money especially when it comes to using that money against the blacks and Mexicans etc etc etc.

MY
HATE

I've been carrying this burden for far too long, and I can't hold it in any longer. I hate. I hate so much it consumes me, like a black hole devouring everything in its path. I hate the way black people look at me, the way they talk, the way they exist. It's like nails on a chalkboard, grating against my very soul.

I hate with a burning passion that I can't even begin to explain. It's like a fire raging inside of me, scorching everything it touches. I hate how accepting the world is of those who aren't white.

But most of all, I hate myself. I hate how weak I am. how I hide behind others when I need to show my racism. I'm a chump. I'm a big man behind my keyboard when nobody can touch me.

I know it's wrong to hate, but I can't seem to stop myself. It's like an addiction, a toxic poison coursing through my veins. And no matter how hard I try to fight it, I always end up right back where I started.

So here I am, confessing my deepest, darkest secret. I'm a scared little bitch. I fear those who are superior to me. I fear people will see who I truly am...a piece of shit. Thankfully, I represent many Americans and how we think. If any non-whites have an issue with me, I'll be hiding behind my laptop.